Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede.
A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the greengrocer", a turnip responded.
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Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede.
A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the greengrocer", a turnip responded.
I'm a celeriac get me out of here. (This line is pinched. Not the root vegetable one, the celeriac one.) See also: Do you put manure on your root vegetables? Because we put gravy on ours. Boom Boom!
I'll get my gardening gloves.
just musing...campanologist wins no bell prize
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