In a bid to curb noise, pollution and unruliness, Road Tax for the Under-25s will be a thing of the past. Instead they will have to pay based on the size of their modified exhaust pipes
Ken Clarke says "Yes, these whopping exhausts are just penis extensions really for strutting youths and we are happy to slap on the tax to bring them down a peg or two. Rather than paying the £50 a year Road Tax for a 1-litre Saxo, they will now have to cough up £25 per 5 millimetres width of exhaust. Added bonus is, the Police wont need to get close to see a tax disc, they can hear and see them a mile off"