'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt.
Something must be done and fast,' he added,'Thyme is running out'
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'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt.
Something must be done and fast,' he added,'Thyme is running out'
Bloody hell. 5* for the commitment to the pun required to set it up like that. Could you chop it down to a one-liner though for a ticker while maintaining the essence?
Maybe something like:
Severe herb shortage continues. UK warned that thyme is running out
Doesn't look like I need to now. stars to you.
relies on one joke but I think it's mint
Sage advice. I thought I was going to read a cannabis story there
Stars
whoa, v confusing. 2 posts with exactly same gags and same puns!
in the corner screenie
Oh cock, be reasonable already did it. Please retract all stars and give 'em to him!
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