Steve's first Job, after enrolling & settling down in heaven, is to work on the launch of the new Prayer-pad. Market research has shown that so many prayers go unanswered, that kneelers sometimes wonder if their connection has failed.
Now, all they need to do is type in their prayer on the Prayer pad, then kneel on it to send the prayer. An automated response will confirm that God is dealing with it & they will either get a reply via Lightening bolt, divine revelation or epiphany.
The new device will also have easy to use features, such as automated prayer sending, rather than having to use Beads or prayer wheels. These messages though, will be re-routed by the heavenly server & will not get an automated response.
Other automated responses will take the form of...
"Your Prayer is in a Queue and will be answered shortly"
"we are experiencing a lot of prayers at this time, please pray back later"
" if this prayer is about yourself, please press 1"
"if you are an angel, or are about to become an angel, please press the halo key"
more.. later
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Steve Jobs to launch new "Prayer Pad" for God
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Rowly
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