Yes, some of the jokes are very funny. Yes, he is the laughing stock of the internet.
But Chuck “will get back at those responsible and anyone that has laughed about me” he said in an interview on Wednesday.
“I have seen the things the people have been writing about me and would be very upset if I could be. If I could cry, I would. I will hunt them down one by one and use my skills.”
Upon being asked by reporter Jane Davis (who mysteriously died the day after the interview) how he was to go about this, he replied:
“Again; my skills. I invented computers one afternoon in the 60s, so I know about them. I can easily find these people. If anyone has ever written a joke about me or even laughed at one – they'd better watch out. I've got the moves. I could in fact wipe out the whole of the internet community with a single blow, but my mum uses it; and my first rule is never drop kick your mum.”
“Fear” has been the buzz word on the Chuck Norris joke pages since this interview.
John S., an unemployed Chuck Norris joke writer from Newcastle said:
“I can't sleep. I know he'll come. I see things in the night.”
Chuck, who has logged into various forums under the cover name of C.Huck Norris, went on to say:
“I'll get them. I'll get them all. It's in my nature. I am like a tortoise. Or an ant perhaps. I have patience. I am at peace with myself. I am shadow; I, Chuck.”
Other joke writers are undeterred by Chuck's statements, saying: “Fuck Chuck.”
In fact, a new Chuck Norris joke has arisen from the whole situation:
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