The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press conference in Geneva, leading CERN scientist Dr. Bruce Willis disclosed that whereas
'Until now, we thought this was just something that commonly cropped up everywhere, recurrent tests on what we now refer to as 'Element S117' prove it continuously falls unexpectedly, often somewhere between Hydrogen and Unuoseptium, on the periodic table.'
Textbooks will have to be rewritten as the full list of the new 'big five' basic building blocks of the universe - Earth, Air, Fire and Water - are now seen to include the element of Surprise as well.
