'It's not that I'm animalist', said Myra Barton, of South Addington, 'but we just don't have the headroom.' 'Why can't Shirelle be like everyone else and choose another person or a small goat?'
Croydon mother resents giraffe as daughter's choice of partner
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a giraffe's tongue is nearly two feet long. I suspect an ulterior motive.
I do hope that you don't speak from experience, Mr Rimnir. I suppose you have to persuade it to get it's head down, first, so to speak.
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