Today, Theresa May confirmed that an illegal immigrant would "be having his human rights abused" if he were to be deported before he'd had chance to "use up his minutes".
The Asian man, who due to spelling difficulties cannot be named, is reported to have somewhere in the region of 24 texts and 62 minutes remaining on his 'stay-as-you-go' bundle with Virgin Mobile, equating to roughly £15.32.
Officials are primed to react when the minutes are used up, or a technical error causes them to mysteriously disappear.
The man, who also has a cat named Lu-Poll, is said to be pleased to learn he has so many minutes left.
