The boss of lap dancing company Spearmint Rhino has been told by his cardiac surgeon "if you want a bypass, I’m not doing it on the NHS - we haven’t got a microscope powerful enough to see that atrophied little pea you call a heart; you’ll have to go private, and if you haven’t got the money, you’ll have to strip for it".
Boss of lap dancing company to strip to raise money for his heart transplant.
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Scope for expansion here JFR?
I’m hoping that someone more talented (yourself, for example) can take the idea and run with it - I run out of steam if I try anything longer than a one-liner.
It just pissed me off that the wanker thinks the future surgeons, scientists, engineers etc of this country should pay for their education by getting their tits out for losers.
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