A man in Cumshot-in-Avon has been found stuck holding his penis watching a computer screen just saying 'buffering', after a major power cut at a BT Exchange. The 22 year old, John Thomas, a master painter from the town, was found by police after thay were called by his worried bosses as he was 3 hours late for work.
Mr Thomas said " it was all a bit embarrasing really. I was going through my morning routine before the late shift at work, coffee, shower, teeth, and a quick 5 knuckle shuffle. Half way through the last task , the broadband must have cut off, the movie i was streaming seemed to pause and start buffering. So I waited and waited and waited in prime position, and must have just slipped into a trance."
Police have asked the public to check on any wankers they may know, as this may have happened to more than one person.
They have also denied that they found Mr Thomas sitting on his hand at the time