I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though.
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Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'
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I'm getting the fish dating banner ad at the top of this page now.
It has a picture of a woman, and a picture of a bowl of goldfish, doesn't make it clear whether she's dating one or all of the fish though.
Also a union jack, very patriotic thing to do is fish dating.
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberI went out with a small fish once as I wanted to meet a date who was a little coy.
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberAnd a mate of mine in a band used to date loads of fish, often double timing them. He was a bass player.
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberI also had a thing for Leslie Ash. Does that count?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMember'can't make it come up now though'
try this:
http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/fish.html
some pretty racey close-ups there
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberJust looking for a little roe-mance?
OK - that's enough.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberA legendary tale of a smart arse vet student sitting his finals. In your finals, its always clinical stuff that gets examined, but theoretically it could be any part of the entire course. In the very earliest lectures of the training, anatomy of frogs, fish etc are discussed before you move on through a vast number of other rather boring subjects until you get to the proper clinical stuff of actually treating dogs, cats, horses, cows etc which forms the content of the final exams.
Our hero sits down in front of the two Professors for his viva, the last candidate of his year. He knew he'd passed, they knew he'd passed, and the viva exam was a formality.
The two professors had been waiting for him, it was the end of a long run of examining, they wanted a little fun.
They pointed to a bucket beside them, in which a rainbow trout was swimming round.
"Right. Can you tell us the sex of this fish?"
Our hero wasn't fazed.
He bent down, scooped it up, gave it a sniff and said "Female. Definitely female".
Posted 1 year ago #
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