The United States military has launched a new spaceplane in Florida. The secret operation has sent the autonomous spaceplane into orbit and apparently does not know when it plans to return. A spokesperson stated, 'In all honesty I don't know when it's coming back for sure,' and cannot reveal further details of it's programme apart from 'checking it works.'
Precise objectives and costs remain secret and the United States reassures less equiped countries: 'This is not a weaponisation of space.'
Watch your backs Earthlings, the U.S is watching you.