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THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberQuick someone give him stars. I can't because I couldn't be arsed to read it but the comments and tags are wonderful and justify the bollocks.
"Jesus wants me for a roof beam" made me burst out. If that was you Rikkor, I salute you.Posted 1 year ago # -
dvo4fun
offlineMemberSorry. I did go back and try to read it right through. I really did. But I couldn't manage it.
Anyway, as I am supposed to be clearing out the shed this afternoon, I've decided to open a tin of Dulux and paint something. Anything really, except the cats of course, and then over a nice cup of coffeee see just how long it takes to dry ................
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yuri_nahl
offlineMemberTally ho, Bristols, arse, Rogering, pip-pip, bollocks, 'arf a mo'. Faw fa faw faw faw faw faw. Fa faw faw faw. H.M.S. Iron Duke was scrapped in 1946, and the steel was hammered into sheets by British servicemen so that Morris Minors could be made from it. Faw fa faw faw faw.
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Ironduke
offlineMemberYuri, Yuri...you see what you can do with a little brevity and a hitherto undemonstrated capability with the English language?
IronDuke's personal resonance for me stems from an amalgamation of the Duke of Wellington's nickname, the Dukes of Hazard and West Ham's nickname. I was unaware there was a good ship of Her Majesty's Navy that bore the name, and indeed I now find there were three, including a frigate still serving.
So thank you for that, I've learned a little from you.
I'm afraid your original sub, however, remains utter bilge and the 5 stars I awarded you were sheer mischief to annoy dvo. Soz.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThis caused my brain to backup in much the same way as a clogged outlet backsup a u-bend.
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