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Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch

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Started 1 year ago by Screenie
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Screenie

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Posted 1 year ago #
kga6

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and I thought my attempt was below the belt...

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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So many possibilities with this one.

She Snatched a Pussy and the owners name was Cox

fire away.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Had to look this up on BBC. Proves what my mother told me many years ago about people having affairs; they don't normally look like Brangelina. (At that time, the example was probably Liz and Eddie.)

Posted 1 year ago #
Gary Baldy

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Marvellous!

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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Nice one Screenie!

:o)

Posted 1 year ago #
charlies_hat

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Yep - I had a go at this one, but conceed that this is far superior !

Posted 1 year ago #
thisisall1word

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Pussy grabbing - MP's wife fingered in snatch.
Vagina.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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I considered: 'pussy grabbed - mp's wife fingered', but thought it was overkill. Also quite liked a simple 'cox pussy snatch' . A headline that does its own SEO.

Posted 1 year ago #
tedweasel

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Excellent, hope you're going to build it

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Pussy pinched - MP's wife fingered in snatch; Cox deflated?

Somehow "Police manhandle Cox" also springs to mind.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Five smutty stars.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Extra mirth points as somehow the headline has triggered a banner ad for a muslim dating agency.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Mrs Slocombe rides again

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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I can't believe I didn't get this one to start with.
But giggled when the penny finally dropped in the slot.

Posted 1 year ago #

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