It is understood that the BBC's flagship channel is to be renamed 'BBC Propaganda' in a statement made by the BBC's Directorate Kommisar Mark Thompson today.
Critics of the Public Service Broadcaster have often-stated that BBC News is 'full of sh*t' and 'more depressing than EastEnders'.
Speaking candidly today, the BBC's Directorate Kommisar Mark Thompson stated 'We acknowledge that the minority of people that do pay their licence fee are confused at whether BBC News is fiction or non-fiction'.
'We want to fulfil our Government Propaganda Remit (GPR) and provide the minority of licence fee payers with some resemblance of value for money'.
'We have therefore taken the bold step of the rebrand in order to make it clearer to the dwindling number of sheeple that do enjoy their daily consumption of propaganda disguised as 'NEWS' '.
'Propaganda is an important part of some peoples' lives and we feel it's only fair to the delusional minority of society that do pay their licence fee that they are continually brainwashed to the best of our ability as a leading mainstream-media propaganda machine'.
'We are also happy to announce that several apps are currently in the pipeline for the mainstream mobile platforms such as the iPhone and Android devices. 'iPropaganda' and 'iKnowTheBBCIsFullOfShit' will be released in the first quarter of next year which will compliment our current offering 'iPlayer' '.
Should you wish to subscribe to 'BBC Propaganda' then please visit http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk for more details.
