“I really do love the 1994 Ford Escort hatchback we’ve just acquired. As a straightforward prostitute-mover, it really has everything,” says Marion Jenkins of South Yorkshire. “We have tried seven-seater People-Traffickers before, but although they can seat more ladies, they do tend to be conspicuous, especially at border crossings, or in a car chase The Escort hatchback, in say a dark red, is delightfully anonymous, which is a must for brothelkeeping transport needs. Although it doesn’t have as many little cubby holes to put mascara and condoms as some of these big Japanese jobs, the rear seats do flip forward to provide spacious rear access. Often a battered transit is the immoral earner’s conveyance of choice, but Ford knew what they were doing when they named this almost invisible model the Escort!”
Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten
Escort agency owner delighted with Ford Escort
(1 post) (1 voice)
Current rating::
Reply
You must log in to post.