NewsBiscuit : Intel announces plans to have already released new Intel Neutrino processor

Intel announces plans to have already released new Intel Neutrino processor

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Qoxiivi

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More soon...

You know, like the centrino but... ahfuckitwhat'sthepoint

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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Sorry we don't allow nuetrinos in here says bar man just before particle walks into a pub

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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Ha, just saw that same gag quoted at the beginning of a New Scientist article

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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Cern neutrinos travel faster than light because of all the wormholes they go through

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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South African man with a cold runs faster than light after purchasing new trainers

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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Congratulations Screenie, that is even worse and more convoluted than my ticker.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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There's also a joke about a photon, a hotel and "travelling light".

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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Cheers. Not sure if it even works. My 'South African man with a cold saying new trainers' accent needs a fair bit of work.

Posted 1 year ago #

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