NewsBiscuit : 'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings'

'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings'

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Screenie

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Actual BBC news headline. Surely you can't be 'mauled' by a shark. Chomped up to bits, yeah, but mauled?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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The shark was wearing a leopard.

I'll get my coat.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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Rich parent's credit card malled by daughter.

Posted 1 year ago #
vertical

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maybe duffed him up a bit first

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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'I say.....DING-DONG'

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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That's more mauling a shark.

Posted 1 year ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Seen one shark attack, seen a maul

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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"Seen one shark attack, seen a maul"

Brilliant.

Posted 1 year ago #
vertical

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as above - very funny midfield

Posted 1 year ago #
vertical

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oops - technical glitch

Posted 1 year ago #

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