Academic and Feminist Germaine Greer has named Saudi Arabia as the most woman friendly country in the world following the retraction of punishment by lashing of a female driver.
"Obviously, woman can't be trusted to drive on their own.", Greer told our reporter, "But it's reassuring that if one makes the mistake of forgetting to include a male relative, there's a fair chance that you don't get a whipping. Add to this the opportunity to vote in elections to be phased in by 2030 and it's a feminist paradise."
Greer went on, "Could you give me a lift to the supermarket?"