Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do
not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for
words, had a veritable desert in his mind after his nattily dressed
foe-man Adolph Hitler gobbled a cyanide capsule, while simultaneously pulling the trigger of his Walther.
Churchill was visiting Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri. (of all places! I
mean who in dratted heck visits Fulton, Missouri?) He was drunk as usual, and
the dean's wife had talked him into letting her piss on him. He
fell back like a walrus dying of "too much blubber". The dean's
wife, (who had a natural predatory streak in her), saw the window of
opportunity, and flopped the hoary cataract of her lady garden, onto the old tub of lard's face. At this time, when her plump labia skidded down the prime ministers jowls,
cutting off, sight and his oxygen supply, and stuffing his mouth with
indescribable pink jelly looking quivering flesh, which stuffed his cake-hole and rendered speaking impossible. (If he had had the ability to speak at that time, which he didn't). This
ghastly scene which Winnie realized was a metaphor for the state of eastern europe, is
indeed what allowed the prime minister to concieve of the Iron
Curtain Concept, represented by the plumb labia of the dean's wife, the
cutting off of communication, symbolized by the pink girlie chunks of
meat, seemingly with a mind of their own, strangling his throat. Then
when she cut loose a torrent of pee, Churchill realized the Chinese
and Soviets would team up. Because the pee allowed him to see the
"Yellow Peril" and the end of the control by the "White Devils" over
the hard working Soviets and Asians. As I said, most historians do
not know these facts. Churchill told these things to his private
secretary on his deathbed. Mrs. Churchill had to pay the fellow a
princely sum to keep quiet about it.
He now owns a private prison in
the town previously known as Calcutta, and performs lurid tortures and
peculiar humiliations on Englishmen who dress in appropriate Raj
uniforms, and like to be caned by surly, turban wearing heathens..
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