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Troubled razor blade manufacturer threatens to cut workforce

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Started 1 year ago by Screenie
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Screenie

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Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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Very good, but why the re-write?

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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There were about 4. I have trouble making decisions, possibly.

I think this way it works both as a company threatening to cut jobs, and a 'troubled' individual threatening to 'cut' employees.

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Perks

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Aahhhhh. If i could give another 5*s for thought process i would

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Screenie

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Tell ya what, I'll give it 5* for you. Ain't I lovely?

Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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Thanks. I will sleep peacefully tonight!

Posted 1 year ago #
witless

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The unions will not agree to another workforce being slashed!

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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Nice. I imagine it being just one man; making his own blades and trying to take on the male grooming giants but failing an dgradually developing a psychotic complex.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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Almost right, except he'd need a couple of employees for him to threaten them. I imagine a shed in the back garden type setup.

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John Ffitch-Rucker

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I posted one earlier - ‘machete manufacturer to slash workforce’ - but withdrew it when I saw yours, as I suspect I must have picked it up subliminally. 5*

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Qoxiivi

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I meant one man running the operation with the help of just a few intimidated employees.

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Screenie

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Fair enough qox. In that case, spot on.

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