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   vertical
   

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   Mrs Vertical (was Horizontal) has received a letter from the local eye hospital asking her to attend the Lash Clinic (no, it's for real). I'm getting quite frisky in anticipation but do we need to order suitable attire?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   Coincidentally, I've just been given an appointment at the Rum Clinic.

   Looks like someone else got the short straw.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Pabst Blue Ribbon
   

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   I guess that means I'm going to the Bum Clinic...

   ...again.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   Wayland, pretty funny.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Touche Rikkor...the penny just dropped. Nice one waylon, it took a while but I got there.

   Posted 1 year ago #

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