Baabadian singer, Rihanna, has been asked to 'cover up her ass' by a farmer who's field she was using to shoot one of her latest crop of videos.
'I'm not sure what would a tractor to my fields in particular to film her trailer', said Mr Graham, the farmer in question, 'but I walked pasture in action and she was sowing virtually everything, I'm sure I got a glimpse of her chaff. Silly cow. You'd think she'd at least keep harvest on, I'm surprised the police didn't combine harvester, I would have. Having said that, I bet her bloke is a happy fallow.'
'you could see her cavalcade from miles away,' he added 'no bull.'
Mr Graham actually approached the star personally to vent his disgust.
'When she took her top off it was the last straw,' explained Mr Graham, 'Hay, mule catch your death!' I shouted with a sheepish grin, 'Get oat of here! It may be the norm to do this in your field but wheat never have seen such a thing in my day. Do you not have a grain of morality?'
When questioned on her response Mr Graham just shrugged and stated;
'At first she just looked at me like I was a rude boy and she was the only girl in the world,' he explained, 'She then said 'what's my name?' and poked me with her umbrella going, eh, eh, eh? It's a shame to see a good girl gone bad, to be honest I'm not sure she's stable.'
However, other onlookers took a different view.
'I saw her in the field and just wanted to Bangor', stated, now single, Jeff Burgess.
Foretunately the whole thing ended amicably as it turned out the farmers interjections were not required, the singer had already decided to put an end to the performance.
'I was going to stop anyway,' explained Rihanna, 'I was feeling a little horse.'