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Room elephant hires PR company
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Quaz
offlineMemberLet's see if it has any legs, or if they have been cut off to make umbrella stands.
Max Clifford hired to represent the Elephant in the room. "My client is tired of being ignored and wants to get everything out in the open. Yes, he is an Elephant, he is not ashamed of that, and why should he be?". It is believed that Mr Clifford has already lined up a major national newspaper with a view to serialising the story of the Elephant. "Elephant reveals all from his time in the room", "What really happened in the room", "My Mouse in the room hell" and "How I beat my tragic peanut addiction". Discussions are ongoing with a number of publishers with a view to a ghost written autobiography to be titled "Can you see me now?". The Elephant is also considering an offer to take part in the next Big Brother, which he hopes to win because nobody will notice him enough to vote him off.
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