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   brownpaperreporter
   

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   Im sure Im not alone to have a sprog making up their own words to tunes. Mrs P-R and I often comment on "Poppadom Bridge" (Poppa dont Preach) and from Love the Thought by Simply Red "like a little row of lights, sliding"

   Others?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   "Row, row, row your boat,
   gently down the street.
   Merrily,merrily, merrily, merrily,
   life is like a tree!

   The YM aged 18mths.

   I love this version, it's deeply philosophical.

   Also,
   "I'm gonna take your Llama out tonight,
   gonna show her what it's all about..."

   The YM's take on the Scissor Sister "Gonna Take Your Mama", aged 4 1/2yrs.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   Pardonez-moi, while moi vomits. Je thinks Facebook is the correct place for "clever" stories about your children.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Oh shut up Rikkor.
   Join in with some puppy stories, why don't you!

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   MrChigleysAunt
   

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   It took us a while to work out that "Can we have The Smashy Pizza song?" was a request for Smack My Bitch Up.
   I am saddened, Mr BPR, by the implication that you have both Madonna and Simply Red in your record collection.Each to his or her own, of course, but I sometimes feel that there may be limits.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   I was working as a cocktail in a waitress bar, when I met....

   Davey's on the road again, wearing his mom's clothes again.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   I know how boring my dog stories are, that's why I keep them to myself.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   No! Come on Rikkor, you know I love dog stories...

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   You have doggy stories?
   Come on Rikkor, let's have them (no sad endings though)

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    allmyownstunts
    

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    'For thine is the kingdom, the cars and the lorries...'

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    Glory be to the Father, and to the Son and into the hole he goes.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    PluckyMunky
    

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    'Pity mice implicitly'

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    "Harold be thine name.."

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Too, too personal. Just know in your hearts that the real Rikkor (Le Vrai Rikkor) is the best GSD in the world.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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