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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Started 1 year ago by Plockton Assbeard
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Plockton Assbeard

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More soon

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Well, I liked it.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Then there wouldn't be any hypothetical answers.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Like it.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Yep

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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J'aime plus, aussi. Cinq.

Posted 1 year ago #
Alan Sundry

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Very old, this one.

Google "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
Nearly a million results.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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You’d have to think of something original.

Posted 1 year ago #
SpankyMonkey

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Indeed Alan, however your interjection is flawed as if you google 'My mum's a caterpillar' you also get pretty much a million results. Google returns results for anything you put in. Are a million people's mums really a caterpillar? There we go again....

Posted 1 year ago #
Alan Sundry

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Actually, Spanky old chap, if you google "My mum's a caterpillar" you get zero results.

Putting it in double quotes means the whole phrase has to match. Hence, the phrase "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" has been uttered a million times before our Plockton.

Putting the phrase in single quotes like you did just searches for all the words.

Best,
Alan

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Don't like the sound of this. My mum actually WAS a caterpillar. Then she had this opera written about her and it all went wrong. The post is in the same vein as "why is there only one monopolies commission?"

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Yup, here's the first page of so, so many on google:

http://www.usewisdom.com/fun/whyaskwhy.html

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

It goes on, and on, and on...

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Satire is a clunt. Buy Moncler jackets.

I can tell you from the US that the guy who drives the snowplow parks it in his driveway, or at least has a pick-up with a plow blade in his driveway so that he can get to the big snowplow.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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I know it's just 'a personal thing' but I wouldn't be happy with anyone driving a snowplough who didn't know how to spell it

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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What if there were no stupid submissions here? Would we start to be overly critical of the great ones?

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