After all night talks in Munich, European leaders have agreed on a plan to restore confidence in the European finance institutions. The 4 point plan is as follows:
1. Germany will invade Poland
2. Germany will invade France
3. Italy will invade Greece
4, Germany will invade Holland.
Britain is outside the Euro but will respond if prompted.
Arms manufacturers have agreed to finance most of the operations, creating thus millions of new jobs whilst the building sector is expected to prosper in about six years.
The German author of the plan stated that it was bold and imaginative and that anyone standing in its way would be sent to a camp. "Deutchsland uber Alles, Heil Merkel" He added.