In a controversial move that some claim is a blatant attempt to woo inner city youth's respect, David Cameron has announced that if the Conservatives win the general election they will do everything in their power to relace "the Queen" with the Streets "Fit but you know it" as the United Kingdom's national anthem.
Cameron, or D-Cam as he now prefers to be called, gave an inprompu press conference as he was hanging with some friends at his local inner city basket ball court.
Speaking from atop a burnt out Mondeo D-Cam stated that "It was time for change - aye"
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