What happens when you take the adrenalin produced by a high speed rollercoaster ride, and use it to fuel a fast-changing range of emotions like guilt, laughter, jealousy, disgust, sentimentality, confusion, anger, hatred and mild irritation? Prepare to find out next summer: A ride on the Psychocoaster will combine 90 mile an hour gradients, jarring twists and turns and sweat-inducing climbs with random virtual reality depiction of savage cruelty to donkeys and the Royal Wedding. Wordsworth, hard core pornography, the bit from Only Fools and Horses where Del Boy falls through the bar and clips from Quote Unquote will appear without warning, while riders are subjected to maximum legal G force followed by waits of up to 55 minutes due to a signal failure at Esher.
World’s first emotional rollercoaster to be built at Alton Towers
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better without 'world's first' tho
ahem, back of the class
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