Bloggs I mean,hes taking libertys,hes needs to be stopped,the guys a maniac,hes crazy,listen John,youve been like a father to me,a father I never had,I carry your photo in my wallet,Ive a big picture of you above my bed to,and I wont have no crazy guy doing the things hes doing to my dad.This is what we should do,I know some realy heavey guys from the East End,old school type,realy heavey bastards,who dont mess around,no what I mean John? wink wink say no more.Now listen Im only going to say this once,next Thursday at 6pm get a taxi to the the nearist super market,and get the following,30 tubs of two litre chocalate ice cream,40 fresh jam filled doughnuts,20 bottles of 2 litre Coke,(full suger not the diet stuff)15 microwavable faggots in gravy,100 bags of assorted crisps,6 toffee apples,then get back into the taxi.Go to a turkish kebab shop buy 30 kebabs with onions and lots of chilli sauce,get back in the taxi and make your way to the Blind begger in the East end.Walk up to the bar and order a yard of ale,tell the barman (speaking from the side of your mouth)Im here to meet the Fat man,then just wait at the bar,act as normal as possible,dont worry every one else will be drinking yards of ale,(except for some tourists,they normaly drink meters the wimps)Onece I no the cost is clear,Ill appear,all 56 stone of me,(wearing a oxegen mask,please dont be alarmed)and take you upstairs to meet the heaveys at our weekly Weight Watchers meeting.
I hear youve been having some trouble John?
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Genius! Well, troubled genius.
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