She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male counterparts, just as well kept and also driving that small, economic German car. He’ll be offering the same friendly service with handy tips on grooming, moustache maintenance and scrotum care to the man in your life, with a range of products specially created in our top secret European laboratories. And yes, you’ve guessed it, there have been cases of Mr and Mrs Avons getting together to create genetically pure Avon babies, who grow up to be big beautiful Avon adults in their own right, licenced to knock on doors and convert the whole of Western European suburbia to wake up to a new dawn in lifestyle and purity and “Alpine” fragrances. You too can join the new Avon party, spreading the message of health, cleanliness and a brighter, purer future. Just send a photograph and a blood sample today!
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Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme.
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