In an effort to combat the rise in atheism amongst the worlds youths the Vatican has announced that it is going to be distributing a new version of the Bible geared towards the younger generation. Archbishop S. Macfarlane made the announcement this morning "We at the Vatican are greatly concerned for today's youth and their dangerous trip towards Atheism. After giving it considerable thought we came up with the idea of writing the Bible in a manner that would be attractive to the youth of this generation and what better way then gangsta." Although we were not able see a final version of what is being called "The Holy Bible - Gangsta Edition" we were given some samples of what to expect.
1 In da beginning God created da heavens an' da earf. 2 Now da earf wuz formless an' empty, darkness wuz ova da surface o' da deep, an' da Spirit o' God wuz hovering ova da waters.
3 an' God said, “Let dere be light,” an' dere wuz light. 4 God seen dat da light wuz pimp-tight, an' he separated da light from da darkness. 5 God called da light “day,” an' da darkness he called “night.” an' dere wuz evening, an' dere wuz morning—da first day.
29 Then God said, “ah give you every seed-bearing plant on da face o' da whole earf an' every tree dat has fruit wif seed in it. dey will be yours fo' chickn n
corn bread 'n waffles. 30 an' ta all da beasts o' da earf an' all da birds in da sky an' all da creatures dat move along da ground—everything dat has da breaf o' life in it—ah give every green plant fo' chickn n corn bread 'n waffles.” an' it wuz so.
31 God seen all dat he had made, an' it wuz very pimp-tight. an' dere wuz evening, an' dere wuz morning—da sixf day Ya' dig?