An elderly lady from Cookham Lock in Berkshire has complained to the BBC after a dog she was trying to drown in the River Thames was rescued by comedian David Walliams.
The dog, a Labrador bitch by the name of Vinny was struggling to stay afloat in the fast flowing waters of the river after its owner had painstakingly tied its paws together, weighed it down with a couple of breeze blocks and heaved it off a bridge.
Walliams struggled for over half an hour to drag the Labrador ashore, only to see owner Ms Fumbler hurl the dog straight back over his shoulder into the swirling, choppy waters.
Ms Fumbler told the BBC she had been trying to get rid of the dog for several days after it had ‘shat on my carpet once too often’
Ms Fumbler said she had tried leaving the dog on the hard-shoulder of the M25 but despite losing a leg in a collision with an articulated lorry...the dog had somehow managed to crawl the 75 miles back home.
Ms Fumbler had already tried, poisoning, gassing and suffocating the dog but without success.
Drowning had been the only way of disposing of the dog left open to her....’and I would have succeeded first time if it hadn’t been for that fucking busy-body Walliams ’ snapped an irate Ms Fumbler ‘now get the fuck out of my way....I’ve got 6 puppies in this bin-bag and it’s getting heavy’.
Ms Fumbler with message of support for the record breaking fund-raiser
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offlineMemberNice work GB.
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