He really was the Jackie Collins of his day. (Notice how I wrote "re-reading", snobs never, ever, read anything for the first time.)
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I'm re-reading Trollope now.
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rikkor
offlineMemberDuncan, how droll. Never read F. Trollope. I'm reading "The Duke's Children" on an e-reader. Beyond boring and dragged out. And, not too much in the way of royalties for old Mr. T..
Greg, in this case, I hope that "burqa" isn't slang for "taint".
Simon, I think they meant to write "trollop rewrites Austen."
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Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberProbably more my area of expertise.
Strictly speaking it's the perineum, rather than the vag(ina). The vagina is what I call my love tunnel, the moist, sensitive, delicious internal channel from the vulva to the cervix, whereas the 'taint' is the area of skin between the anus and the vulva.
From the expression 'taint me anus, taint me vulva'
I was just saying to my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko in the shower last night, as we were soaping each others firm breasts and buttocks, 'do you want me to give your anus, vulva and taint a quick once-over with the sponge so it's nice and clean for our hot lesbian love-making which will follow this shower?'
Between moans of ectasy as my fingers caressed and teased her pink erect nipples, she whispered 'better had give it a bit of a polish. I just had a massive dump and a slash. Since our hot lesbian love-making usually involves lots of cunnilingus and rimming it's probably best to be on the safe side.'
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Akiko
offlineMemberDon't forgetting what means taint also meaning tasty salty sweaty skin between anus and scrotum on middle aged balding English man.
From his saying 'taint my anus, taint my scrotum'.
Don't make me mistake, I like lesbian activities with SugarTits69 and making love pleasure with lady very well. But sweaty man with us make me exciting very well too. Even if it is he personal hygiene not so good, maybe my hot girlfriend SugarTits69 and I can make squeaky clean in jacuzzi.
Is it think so strange? But how to find nice sweaty little bit fat man on Internet? It's big my problem, but I fight.
Thank you very much.
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greg various
offlineMemberYou’re never too old to learn. Thank you for the information Ms Tits69 and Akiko. I’d love to be able to thank you properly but I fear I’m not what Akiko is looking for in a man. I’m not balding or fat and am a little past the middle section of my life. This is a shame as the last Japanese person I had any social intercourse with was coming at me with hate in his eye, a samurai sword in his hand and the scream of Banzai on his lips. So I shot him.
I shouldn’t mention the war but this has brought back memories of the time I was in Iwo Jima. Sitting on the beach, trying to eat my packed lunch, it was ridiculously busy and noisy with bombs going off, bullets whizzing past and marines digging holes everywhere, so I decided to walk up a nearby hill. When I got to the top it was beautifully peaceful, the sun had come out and it had turned into quite a lovely day. I thought I’d do a spot of sunbathing. I didn’t have a cossie with me but as there was no one about I stripped off. I was laying there, on my front, dozing when a bunch of GIs sneaked up behind and planted a flagpole in my bum. They all thought it was very funny but it didn’t half smart, until I could get some cream from the doc.
I should have been on the cover of Time magazine but they air-brushed me out.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberI've seen it refered to as "the twitter", because it's between the "twat" and the "shitter".
"Elements of "twat" and "shitter" combining to make something not quite as good as either."
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Mary Evans
offlineMemberYou boys and your "knowledge" of lady-holes. Bless. I recall a former paramour of mine being surprised when, in his early thirties, I enlightened him to the fact that girls have different holes for different roles - he had previously been under the impression that babies and wee-wees all emanated from the same tunnel. Actually, that was the least of his anatomical misapprehensions. It didn't last.
And it says a great deal about this place that Rikkor's highbrow literary thread has been hijacked by talk of twinkies. I've missed this place. And Trollope.
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