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That estimate to pave my driveway did seem awfully low.

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Started 1 year ago by rikkor
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rikkor

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Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Excellent. (And Brilliant, too. Obviously).

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Too soon to joke about this, I'm afraid.

What if it was your mum that had to do the driveways? Would that be cool? Hmm?

What if it had been the Queen who'd been kept in that caravan? Would THAT stlll be cool?

Would it? Would that be cool? Well?

WOULD IT BE COOL THEN?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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They were in caravans, not watersheds.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Brilliant

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antharrison

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excellent you wicked man

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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I didn't know to what this referred and so looked it up. There was a description on the dail mail site and a video. I clicked on the video and, before the scenes of degradation and cruelty, was treated to an advert for Direct Line! Fucksake.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Stars rikkor

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rikkor

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Golgo, you're right, of course. But, HM the Queen would have charged US $14 million to pave my driveway, so her bid would have been rejected out of hand.

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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The queen would never raise an invoice in US dollars.

Posted 1 year ago #
antharrison

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Well done Rikkor - your first number one I believe.

Ant

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rikkor

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Ant, I owe it all to you. You are the wind beneath my wings.

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