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Started 1 year ago by Vertically Challenged Giant
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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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Love it. Going to expand on it? Sofa so good.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Nope. I've done my share of trying to stretch ideas into longer formats when I don't really have enough material for it, but have got nothing for this one.

If you'd like to expand it feel free.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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To be honest, I only said that so I could get the sofa pun in.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Yep. Good as-is but could have legs if you were going to extend.

Or castors - the choice is yours.

The UK weekend Family Attractions community will doubtless be rubbing their hands with delight.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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I wondered if that was the case after I'd replied. Being a bit slow today.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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I'll do anything for a sofa pun, me. Maybe I should have forewarned you, to cushion the blow.

Posted 1 year ago #
spoole2112

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Thee is still however a sail at the yacht shop.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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I jolly well am not.

I imagine you'll correct your comment now and I'll look like an idiot. Again.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Thee you go

Posted 1 year ago #
vertical

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I'll take a back seat on this one

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Absolutely divan!

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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This is a good joke, however you couch it.

Posted 1 year ago #
Duff

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Good line.

Interest free credit where it's due...

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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Pouf.

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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Going on too longue now, scatterback from whence you came.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Poof was funny on at least two levels. But, I think it spelled "pouf" in the pillow world. My mother used to call a comforter or duvet a "pouf", which I thought to be hysterical. Although, no more hysterical than "duvet" when you think about it. Do truck drivers and factory workers just call them the nice, warm fluffy things wot I pull over meself when I'm cold and all?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Settee. Chesterfield. Sectional. Camelback. Love seat (!). Recamier.

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Qoxiivi

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Cheers Rikkor.

Posted 1 year ago #
JonnyJP

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These discussions are very in-chair-esting

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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settle, everyone

time to stop chaise-ing these puns

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