While NASA have been celebrating the successful launch of its twin Grail probes to map the Moon, Tea Party spokesman Al Hillman has accused the agency of perpetuating “damaging lies and conceit” about the existence of the Earth’s Moon. He stated: “Ever since the agency was formed, it has deceived the American public into accepting the existence of a large rock floating in the sky above us, spending billions of taxpayers’ dollars by having everyone believe they were sending vehicles there, and landing men there. Yet they fail to give a convincing reason why we should believe this ‘Moon’ is real.” When challenged on the basis that the Moon was visible in the night sky, Mr Hillman claimed the visible object was not an orbiting body but “an alien civilisation’s craft, lying in wait to abduct the nation’s finest citizens.”
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