Ages ago, Iran had a hissyfit about going to the 2012 Olympics and Cameron told them they wouldn't be missed.
Mknths down the line, I finally had a brainwave for a heading:
Iran Readies Nuclear Warhead. Tells Britain It Won't Be Missed
But to run it now would confuse everybody because they've forgotten the original story. Bugger. Exactly like that thing where you think of something clever you wished you had said.