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I've been a fool...

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Started 1 year ago by nickb
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Satire is a clunt

nickb

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...I have been messing with another site. I know. It doesn't bear thinking about.
*holds back of hand to forehead and leans against doorframe in a kind of tragic way, like something Kiera Knightly would do in a west end play*.
It was madness. This other site, it offered...well...money. But it wanted to do things...I frankly didn't want to do. Now I feel cheap. I feel used. Could you take me back, pretend none of this ever happened? Could you?

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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What did the big bad site want to do then?

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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It's OK nick it's OK. Just let it all out, you're safe now.

Did they take any videos of it? Whatever 'it' was.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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it wanted to...*sob* put ill-judged rude stuff into my...*gulp* "Mothers' maiden names to get more complicated in security crackdown" piece. See writers room. Really stupid stuff. OK, I do it for money sometimes. Wrtitng I mean. But usually the people I do it for are nice. I don't want to name names, like The Poke or anything. But I'm never ever going to write excellent stuff like "Jeremy Clarkson may have to be dismantled at sea" for them again.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Thank God no one knows who you are here. You can start fresh. Unless, of course, you're a triple-namer and are actually Oxbridge or someone.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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No, Rikor, I mean I know who I am. How can I live with myself? also I only have a single barrelled name. In fact it isn't barrelled at all. Can you get your name barrelled? If so where and by whom? Do you have to leave your name somewhere for barrelling or can it be done while you wait?

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