"Popular" performer Cilla Back rushed to block the possibility of anyone opening an .xxx domain in her name to find out that not only was it already specficially prohibited by law but that the pornography industry had passed a "gentleman's agreement" against it.
An angry correspondance between Black and pornographers then ensued, with Black taking particular offence at a legal representative of Big Wet Productions writing that "no one wants to even contemplate the reality of your ugly old growler, let alone witness it" and then continuing to make comparisons between Black's nether regions and the dark elder gods of the Cthulu mythology.
Black says that while she does not actually want a pornography website based on her to exist, that she very much wants to think that there would be great public interest in such a site and refuses to accept one pornographic director's claim that he would rather be charged with reviving the Police Academy franchise than have anything to do with Cilla Black pornography.
To prove that their is an interest in her ugly old growler, Black is now producing a pornographic film after all, threateningly titled Step Inside, Love. Pre-orders have been surprisingly strong, but are mostly from shady government agencies who presumably wish to use it for interrogation purposes.