“Minxy Minnie, Tart with a heart of Gold, thats how everyone knows me. Now, what am I, Minxy Minnie tart with a second-hand heart from some 40 year old geezer. Gutted.”
Her local NHS trust issued a statement “It is highly unusual that a transplant recipient is so openly indignant about a second chance at life. Only through our trained medical staff did we realise why she was suffering so much and the operation was a complete success.
We weighed in the old heart and already have plans to spend the resulting cash on a new hospital wing”