Men of a certain age have been shocked and disappointed by research findings that appear to prove that young women are really ‘actually not attracted at all’ to middle aged men. Dr. Michael Robbins, who would not reveal his age, but who was wearing an ironed ‘Led Zepplin’ t shirt, which badly disguised a slight paunch and sporting a well groomed pony tail, took us through the results. ‘It seems that when that pretty young lady brushes against me, sorry, the male participants, she was actually just trying to get past'. He went on to comment further.'You know those secret smiles, across the photocopy room? It turns out it is just because the male participant reminds them of their dad'.
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Research confirms young women don’t actually fancy middle aged men
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Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberWell these so-called researchers certainly never approached me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko. Once again, the soapy, hot lesbian community's voice has been silenced, excluded from the statistics.
Although we are extremely active, horny, firm-breasted, hard-core lesbians with each other, nothing gets us as wet and excited as the prospect of a balding, sweaty middle-aged guy who would be interested in a wild three-way sex-romp that would totally not get back to his wife. Oooh...
Last night, as we were soaping up each others' firm D-cup breasts in the shower, Akiko whispered through groans of ectasy that if the researchers had called round to ask her how she felt about middle-aged men, she would've more than likely started fondling her boobs and fanny right in front of them!
Especially if the researchers were themselves sweaty, balding middle-aged guys! Mmmm...
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberA shocking follow-up survey found that middle-aged women don't fancy middle-aged men either.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Jammydodgers
offlineMemberc'moffit Jeni...
Are you seriously suggesting that ANYONE in any form of ADVERTISING OR MARKETING has ever actually DONE A SURVEY into what the OPINIONS of middle aged women might be???
They won't even have come up with a 'TLA' for the 'segment' yet: even assuming that their extreme reconnaissance teams have actually followed up on the accidental conjecture that this section of the population could conceivably exist!"-)
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberJammy!!!
How lovely to see you.
There's a whole thread on Chat about biscuits, I've been waiting for you to pop up there.From your observations above, it would appear that I don't exist. Or at least not as a demographic.
If I think about that too much, I might just disappe..........
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Akiko
offlineMemberI love old man.
オヤジ大好き
Yesterday in shower at super-horny lesbian style, let's soaping hard breasts with me, it's saying that old man make me exciting.
Don't make mistake, I love lesbian things, and make pleasure with lady, but old man is also make love tunnel wet. Is it so strange? Old man is make me rough with funny joke.
But how to find nice old sweaty man in internet? He want to watch me and super-hot girlfriend who is SugarTits69 and have triple fun which totally didn't get back to wife? I think so it's nice.
It's big my problem. So I try my best.
Thank you very much.
Posted 1 year ago #
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