Welcome to the new Writers' Room. We apologise for any inconvenience caused during these essential engineering works; customers are advised that a replacement bus service is in operation.
Please also bear with us while we sort out a few glitches, such as keeping the original author credited with the story rather than the last person to post a message; plus making the scoring visible, making it clear what is a full story and what's just a one liner etc. and removing the bug that causes all NewsBiscuit readers to be automatically to the Met's sex offenders register.
We hope that you will continue to post stories while we endeavour to make the new Writers Room an improvement on the old one, which frankly was in a terrible state; dry rot, subsidence, dodgy wiring - you were taking your life in your hands just going in there...