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Once again, no dead Queen satire.


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  • Started 1 year ago by rikkor
  • Latest reply from nickb

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  1. rikkor

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    I am anything but British, but still consider any joking about the potential death of HM very bad form. The majority of you should know better.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. OllieP

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    I am very British and I joke about the death of the Queen most days, as do most of us right?

    Curbie, I can reveal that your Mum, the most ardent Royalist either of us have ever met, loved it. She would, it was her idea!

    Also, nice work Ed.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Sinnick

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    Rikkor, substitute Hillary & Barack for Charles and HM, and I think you'd laugh a little.

    I'm sure I've seen a clip of Charles laughing at a joke about his mother retiring. Anyone remember ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Golgo13

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    ...and it's so lonely on a limb, Rikkor.

    Life is very long, when you're lonely.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. writinginbsl

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    No feddie mercury jokes then?

    btw -very british? Is there a continuum?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. JohnA

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    Once again Rikkor tells the rest of us what we can and cannot find amusing. GTFO

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. writinginbsl

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    Im not sure it was an entirely serious request by rikkor...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Curbie Firetank

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    Must say I really can take no credit for the post, and will pass the bouquet to Alan Smithee.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. ronseal

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    Has the Queen died?

    Does that mean they're going to repeat all her Xmas shows for a week?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Gerontius

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    CT..you wouldn't happen to know what these mushrooms look like by any chance?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. rikkor

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    Actually, it's pretty poor taste to joked about the death of a president, as we have had so many removed from office by assassins. And, the Queen is not a head of government.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. greg various

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    You'll be telling us who to bomb next.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. waylandsmithy

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    I do agree with Rikkor...not great to joke about anyone dying if they haven't. I think Chris Morris was sacked for joking about Heseltine's death?

    Pretty funny, but there should be some limits.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. thisisall1word

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    Hang on... the jokes not about the queen dying - spare a thought for poor old Sir Digby St John Filigree-Gresham instead you insensitive bastards.
    It's not funny, or kosher, to have a pop at any of the royals. But (and the knighthood makes no odds here) commoners are fair game.
    Therefore, very funny story.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. bonjonelson

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    Regicide is not a joke.

    I'm very serious about it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. writinginbsl

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    Nor is Matricide

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. JohnA

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    "regicide Is not a joke"

    Try telling that to the people of Egypt, Tunisia and Libya because they think it's fuxking hilarious

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. writinginbsl

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    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. rikkor

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    God save HM the Queen from you ungrateful baftards.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. ronseal

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    Suicide's not funny
    Homicide isn't either
    And five a side's cancelled this week

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Oxbridge

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    Satire officially gives up and goes home as a supporter of the US Republican party talks about taste and morality...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Golgo13

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    @ronseal. Sorry to hear about your five-a-side being cancelled.

    By the way, this is the kind of trashy, tasteless Queen-bashing Rikkor is talking about...

    http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21567

    I'm still dealing with the legal fall-out of imagining the Queen's death therein. If you read it, you're guilty too, I'm afraid.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. writinginbsl

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    so
    Reg may be killed
    Mat may be killed
    Sue may, also. Sad.

    God save the queen...
    As an aetheist republican i dont think this will help her.

    And IMHO no one is any more important than anyone else.
    Harrumph

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    THe death of the Queen is no laughing matter when you consider who gets the job next.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. rikkor

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    I forget the line of succession. It's Lady Beryl Windsor, followed by the most senior male corgi, followed by Caroline of Monaco, isn't it?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Personally, I think Pippa Middleton’s bum should be next in line to the throne. I would have absolutely no problem kissing her ring.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. JohnA

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    Yes. Arse-kissing is what you're good at.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. vertical

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    what a bunch of sarky old proletariat grumps.

    ..er btw I'm new here your lordships (prostrated)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. jp1885

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    This is -so- 2009... http://jp1885.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/accidental-broadcast-of-queens-death-dry-run-leaves-nation-in-turmoil/

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    JohnA, although you’re undoubtedly the biggest arsehole on here, no-one’s ever going to kiss you. Thank you for the warm welcome, by the way.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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