Reports just in from Tripoli suggest that fugitive warlord, and occasional drag queen, Colonel Gaddafi has finally been apprehended. It seems that a volunteer for a well known charity trapped Gaddafi whilst canvassing on the streets of downtown Tripoli.
Ben Jordan, 19, says he spotted Gaddafi hurrying through the streets, obviously in a hurry to get somewhere. "I just knew I had to stop him" explains Ben "He was a prime target. As soon as I made eye contact with him he looked wildly around before pretending to be on the phone."
Such evasive tactics proved to be in vain, and before Gaddafi knew it he was signing up to make monthly payments to protect the habitat of the lesser known Peruvian deadly butterfly. It was only when Ben asked him to organise some jumble sales that Gaddafi waved frantically at a passing vehicle containing rebel fighters to take him away.
Speaking from a jail cell Gaddafi spoke about his ordeal. "It was terrible. What do I know about organising jumble sales? My only avenue of escape was to get arrested, and even then this volunteer made my guards cough up for his charity."
It is believed the first monthly installment is being flown out to Libya today.