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You couldn't make it up

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Gerontius

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that leg-tagging story would have worked so much better if the amputee had actually got one of his mates to take his leg down the pub while he stayed home

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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When the police caught up with him, he admitted he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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G4S Guards "Sorry, because of new security checks we have to make sure you have no artificial limbs."

Con: "You're pulling my leg!"

G4S: "Yes"

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Gerontius - I agree.

I've (genuinely) heard from G4S chaps that the installers are supposed to check for this very eventuality. Rumours that a tag has been transferred to dog - but can't quite see the point. Unless it was a simple challenge.

Posted 1 year ago #

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