that leg-tagging story would have worked so much better if the amputee had actually got one of his mates to take his leg down the pub while he stayed home
You couldn't make it up
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When the police caught up with him, he admitted he didn't have a leg to stand on.
G4S Guards "Sorry, because of new security checks we have to make sure you have no artificial limbs."
Con: "You're pulling my leg!"
Gerontius - I agree.
I've (genuinely) heard from G4S chaps that the installers are supposed to check for this very eventuality. Rumours that a tag has been transferred to dog - but can't quite see the point. Unless it was a simple challenge.
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