They've been advertising German 'caffeine shampoo' on telly for a while now. Seems to be aimed at blokes. What is it for? What does it do that other runny soap can't?
Do you drink it?
Is there an 'egg sarnie bubblebath'? I'm all for an efficient start to the day, but I'm not sure if you have breakfast instead of washing, or wash instead of breakfast.
Curiously, it wasn't advertised in France.