America was on high alert last night as reports of the imminent arrival of category 5 tv chef Ainsley Harriot spread. The over exuberant celebrity tv food person has already left a widespread trail of chaos and devastation throughout a large number of Carribean kitchen's. "This is the big one" quoted one beleagured Maryland resident as he helped elderly residents to cover up every tv screen in the town. "We've had them before, I guess Grossman was the worst...and they're still feeling the effects of that in the UK".
'Chef chasers' have been advised not to get too close to Harriot ofter one hapless thrill seeker was swept away by a sea of figgy cous cous pudding coated in rasperry coulis.
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State of emergency declared in 6 states as Harriot approaches eastern seaboard
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offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberLike it. Its got legs.
Could maybe add a few more chefs. "When we first heard the high pitched wind we thought it was just a harmless Worrel-Thompson." "The coast had previously been battered by Ramsey" (or should that be Harry Ramsden?)Posted 1 year ago #
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