US Democrats: We'll shoot fish in barrel this time round
1We have fought multiple elections against a party led by a man totally unfit - morally, temperamentally and intellectually - to be US president," said a spokes-wasted ballot for the Democrats. 'You'd think that winning against a deranged, deceitful convicted criminal like that would be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. But whatever we do, we keep missing. Presidential elections, Congressional elections, mid-terms - you name them, we've flunked them and handed them on a p
Trump's going to need a bigger trophy cabinet
Hot on the heels of last week's completely made up Man of the Century award comes yet another ludicrous plaudit for Trump. "The Best Person To Have Lived... Ever" trophy will be presented to him at a lavish White House ceremony in December as part of the Christmas celebrations. The prize is understood to comprise a repurposed Junior League baseball shield, a lifetime supply of McDonald's, and fifty-five billion dollars in untraceable cryptocurrency. Speaking in The Oval Off
1,000 days until we can thump Wes Streeting
The Defence Secretary made it clear that the UK should prepare for conflict and most people think starting with him is as good a place as any.
Much loved by-election character to be retired
British comedian Jon Harvey is to retire his much loved comic creation. He has fought numerous by-elections in character and achieved worldwide recognition and international fame.
Illegal US immigrants to be given $1 billion and a palace
A Brazilian man has found that if all known legal reasons for entering the US are flaunted, America will give you more cash than can be leaf blown and a substantial estate.
Don Dastardly's evil plots flop in Wacky Election Races
'Drat, drat and double drat!' spat US President Don Dastardly, stamping his feet in rage.
Trump demands place on all paint colour charts
'I know they're never going to honour my name after I've left the White House,' Donald Trump told a paintmakers' conference in Dulux, Pennsylvania.
Palace horrified sexual predator came so near royal family
Palace insiders have spoken today of their horror that a sexual predator, especially one with an interest in younger victims, was allowed to come so near the royal family.
Leaked UK budget proposes to raise pension age to 5 years before you die
Chancellor John Healey will limit your time as a pensioner to nearer to that experienced by previous generations, i.e. about 5 years if you were lucky.
Reform now promotes equal opportunities corruption
Reform UK has thrown it's weight behind equal opportunities in the corruption, lobbying and bungs sector.
