You'd have thought he'd have given himself a promotion before now.
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42 years in power and yet Gaddafi never made it past Colonel
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Posted 1 year ago #
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If it was good enough for Sanders...
Posted 1 year ago # -
Or Elvis's manager
Does the possesive apostrophe have a subsequent 's' as above? Mrs 4fun says yes
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I was always taught that if the last letter was 's', then there was no need for an additional 's'.
Therefore - James';Elvis' etc.
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According to my Clever Dicks' Guide to Punctuation you punctuate as you say it, so you'd have Dickens' book but Elvis's hamburger. I bet I needed a semicolon in the middle, there, but I can't handle them.
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Apostrophes suck
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So do Americanizms.
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You'd think he'd be a Leiutenant General at least.
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1)Thanks for the assorted punctuation tips. I've tended to use Jeni's approach to date but am attracted to Greg's Dick idea. And I've never really understood the semi-colon (semicolon?? see what I mean?) so I just park them where I think that the text could do with a bit of a pause.
2)So do American Hard Gums
Posted 1 year ago # -
Idi Amin didnt waste any time
Seem to remember the Greeks were ruled by Colonels once, maybe its something to do with the Med?
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One rule about semi-colons. You can't use one if the first word after the semi-colon is "but", "and", and such. In that case, just make two separate sentences.
Court of St. James's.
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More to the point, what is it about colonels that makes them so coup prone? Do they resent not getting invited to the Staff parties or what?
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Course - I think you've identified the kernel. Anybody seen my coat?
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Colonel Klink is a prime example.
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Seriously (sorta) in some parts of the world colonel must be as high in middle management a career officer can get without being in the ruling party/family/clique. Maybe mutiny is the only career option for some people.
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Idi Amin on the other hand promoted himself to His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE. Much like our dear friend Dr. Kaz.
I think you can go too far.
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court of st james reads just as well
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So, so, incorrect though
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the biggest problem failing to promote himself will come to light when he tries to negotiate his final salary pension sheme with the US. Bin Laden tried the same with disasterous results as he could not even afford the private health insurance to help him to recover from some minor injuries inflicted by some pieces of metal
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But, consequently, even in death he had a magnetic personality
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